A few recent J-isms...

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J: "Mommy, let's play figure it out" [one of our favorite car entertainment games...Funny parts in CAPS]

She's this tall (stretching out his arms) and
she's Daddy's Mommy and
she has WHITE HAIR IN THE SHAPE OF A ROPE and
she lives in S----Answer: Nanny
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She's 20 YEARS OLD and
she has long BIG curly hair and
she's my grandmother named Grammy
WHO IS IT? (I don't know, could it be...Grammy?)Answer: Grammy
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YOU are 29 years old
on your next birthday you'll be 29 AND A HALF
you go to sleep at night
you wake up in the morning
eat breakfast
and play with me
AND THAT'S IT.
WHO IS IT?

Answer: Mommy

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J: Mooooooommmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy, MG is picking my noooooosssseeeeee! Make her stop it. MG! STOP. PICKING. MY. NOSE. Moooooooommmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy, she's sticking her finger in my nose TOOOOO faaaaarrrrrrr! :-)

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And a few below the Mommy belt...[Both said to me during separate 4 year old fit throwing moments]

J: "Mommy, you aren't my Mommy anymore. You aren't special enough."

J: "Mommy, you aren't my family ANY MORE! Only Daddy, MG and me are family."

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Daddy: J, where are your listening ears today?
J: I don't know...maybe they are under the couch

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[said to me while dancing around him acting silly during his favorite show, Double Dare 2000]
J: Knock it out Mommy...knock it out

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[said to his little friend while he was choking and vomiting at the table]
J: Oh no Jacob, I think you have THE virus. Jacob I think you have THE virus. Do you have THE virus Jacob? etc. etc. etc.

[I'm sure onlookers wondered which virus was THE virus. Don't worry, he was fine, just choked on a chicken tender.] :-)